1. shrekfucker69:

    toomanyfandomssolittletime:

    toomanyfandomssolittletime:

    its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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    wAIT WHAT

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    mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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    I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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    cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!

    Damn I hope you got some honorary white privilege!

    (via stalkerish)

     

  2. the-sexylosers-club:

    officialpigeon:

    Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning

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    never seen anything more accurate

    (via totoroteser)

     
  3. awesomeheirsofdurin:

    frecklesrex:

    5/? Favourite Supernatural Tumblr Posts

    This is the sort of post that made me start watching. I’m up to Season 6 and totally in love with this show!

    (via anunexpectedhotdwarf)

     
  4. dr-archeville:

    hufflepuffsquee:

    dangerous-ladies:

    escortcube:

    You will address me as Captain or Ma’am by Ryoko-demon

    It is so exceptionally hard to pull off that cartoony look, but this chick like… knocked it out of the park. Perfection.

    OH MY GOD THIS COSPLAYER 

    Untouchable by Ryoko-demon

    Just follow your heart by Ryoko-demon

    Crazy winter by Ryoko-demon

    Where are You, Pikachu? by Ryoko-demon

    My ferngully by Ryoko-demon

    seriously JUST BROWSE HER GALLERY

    Hollywood: “But we can’t make the costumes look like they do in the comic books or cartoons!  It’s too unrealistic!”

    Me: “Lies!”

    Hollywood: “It won’t look right!”

    Me: “LIES!”

    Hollywood: “Fans demand realism!”

    Me: "YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIIIEEESSS!!!!!"

    (via miss-cath)

     

  5. excluhsive:

    When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives

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    (via vive-la-fandom)

     

  6. thegestianpoet:

    bryan fuller when creating hannibal: “find me the prettiest english boy you can find. cover him in dirt and sweat and pain and make him talk like he’s from virginia. there should be a dog in this one too. maybe like seven or eight dogs.”

    (via vive-la-fandom)

     
  7. revereche:

    bogleech:

    elvenrainbow:

    shitsuren-chama:

    ocean-child-love:

    kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

    what-is-a-homestuck:

    WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

    YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

    "I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."

    I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid

    taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 

    every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again

    and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.

    I don’t see how this is much of a downside

    When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

    Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

    (Source: homestackers, via all-i-needed-was-a-cuppa-tea)

     
  8. renegadegryphon:

    there-were-no-good-urls-left:

    whenever i see posts like this i makeup backstories for the slutty girls

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    YES

    Moral: Don’t judge people when you don’t even know them.

    Also, people can wear whatever the heck they want. Don’t judge them just because they’re not dressed to your tastes.

    (via all-i-needed-was-a-cuppa-tea)

     

  9. eldritch-abomination:

    drinking tea now and then doesnt make you sophisticated it just means you like drinkign wet leaf

    enjoy your fucki ng wet leaves

    (via totoroteser)

     

  10. i appreciate My Chemical Romance song titles better if i put “Mom” at the end of them

    spoken-not-written:

    padaleckifarts:

    continuants:

    mcr:

    “It’s Not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Fucking Deathwish, Mom”
    “I Never Told You What I Do for a Living, Mom”
    “This Is How I Disappear, Mom”

    welcome to the black parade, mom.

    fake your death, mum

    mama mum

    (via wingsoftheslayer)